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The Reasons I Love Her
The reasons I love her are many amongst them is this:
Cheeseburgers.
She and I are lords over the cheeseburger. That heavenly concoction of beef and cheese and a variety of veggies. Sauce or not, whatever. We do love them. Or at least, I love them. And as made evident in her question “what did you do to me” after she suggested Five Guys for dinner, she has learned to love them as I do.
One day, we will open our burger shop. We’ve already got recipes, all horror themed, all absolutely fucking delicious.
I find her so cute when she eats, but with a burger in her hands she’s that much more loveable. Dripping, happy mess of it all. The background of my phone is of her just absolutely destroying a cheeseburger and I’ll often ask people if they wanna see a picture of a pretty girl earing a cheeseburger. I usually follow that by showing them 6 pictures of a pretty girl eating a cheeseburger.
Unf.
99/500
The Reasons I Love Her
The reasons I love her are many, amongst them is this:
Food faces.
Goddamn it, she loves food like I love food. I catch her laughing at the faces I make when I’m eating and I laugh at the faces she makes. She smiles with a mouth full of burger.
We both dance little dances happily with flavors rolling across taste buds. We feed each other from spoons and forks. Much of the time it’s with a spoon. She makes fun of me because of how often I used spoons.
The face she makes when she is eating is one of my favorite faces.
70/500
tiffanarchy answered:
It’s alright. It’s not much better than the other chains, though I tend to prefer it over a McD’s or BK or something.
PTerry’s burger stand is excellent fast food, though it’s native to Austin.
Not fast food but in the Dallas/Denton/Roanoke areas Twisted Root is fucking incredible.
I FIGURED IT OUT
A HOT DOG ISNT A SANDWICH
IT’S A TACO
That’s still wrong.
A sandwich can either be two pieces of bread or a split roll.
A hotdog is a sandwich.
A hotdog is otherkin you cishet scum kink shamer
Kink shame deez nuts, biiiiitch
My buddy and I have a dream. A beautiful dream. That dream is to make a phenomenal gourmet burger joint with a horror theme called The Little Burger Shop of Horrors.
“beef” means feud
“chicken” means coward
when someone asks “beef or chicken” it could be interpreted as someone asking you “wanna fight, or are you a coward?”
I finally understand the joke now
Is cheapness everything that there is? Who wants to buy the cheapest car? We’re willing to subsidize the food system to create the “mystique” of cheap food, when actually it’s very expensive food when you add up the environmental costs, societal costs, health costs. The industrial food is not honest food. It’s not priced honestly. It’s not produced honestly. It’s not processed honestly. There’s nothing honest about that food.
Okay but why was it named after Max when that movie was so about Furiosa and the liberation of slaves and proles?
Are you paraphrasing Aaron Clarey’s beef with the movie?
I imagine plenty of people have shared this sentiment
Well, I mean, none of the movies are really truly about Max, except the first one. My friend @zeroofhate shared a phenomenal analysis with me that states that Mad Max himself is more a guide through the world that they live, he’s the portal for the much greater story.
